I was going to post about a DIY My Little Pony program I found, because I was quite proud of librarian pony, but then via Troton TV on Twitter came the glorious news that the bling heavy primping that infests the beauty pageant scene has now spread to ponies. At the Calgary Stampede, no less, which I'd always thought was quite tough and rodeo-ish. Pics and story here. Eyeliner. Eye shadow. Sparkly hair gel. They shave their muzzles, for goodness' sake. Horses have hairs there because they need them.
If primping is what floats your boat, then why not stick to My Little Pony, who frankly won't really care if you daub it with eyeshadow?