Perusing my stats, as you do when you know you should be clearing up the horrendous mess underneath your desk so your feet have somewhere to go, I came across the current recent searches:
detailed story summary War Horse (to which the only answer must be READ THE BOOK)
and one at which I can only boggle, and hope I don't get sent a review copy. Or perhaps I do want a review copy. Who knows?
self publishing children's compost book